Do you know we can now thou dear reader, the difference between Sarkozy and Le Figaro? Do not answer "twenty five centimeters," is an approach in the first degree and you know they disgust me. Do not answer "a Rolex! You're not going to make an inventory of the estate as a vulgar socialist sympathizer! If you were allowed to do in two minutes you talk to me at Fouquet's and Bolloré and if I do not stop, you're going to whisper, as the first commentator on You tube came, there a little more than the 147 to not be spent on his wife while mine did that merely taking it. Know that the humor of CGT has no place here. The difference between Sarkozy and Le Figaro, Sarkozy is that dares all and is ashamed of nothing, that is why we recognize that. Evidence? In vl'a.
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| The famous 147 with a bus near Jeanpierre |
imitating his old mentor from Sarkozy far, very far away, to win a distance race in which he alone believes And it is believed to Chirac. I even thought for a moment after "eat apple" would be right "bite fishing," which, for this man vibrio, was the most colorful currency. Sarkozy, who has had ample opportunity to observe Jacques Chirac, knows that this campaign to be compared with agriculture: We need to plow the field. And he plows the bugger! The only thing he can not feared to exhaust his strength but from his plow or rust out of his butt crack. If the plow is intact, its base election, it must look like a vest to go down the garbage! And I do not need to read the real polls (those GR) to imagine the scenes: In fact, for the good of France Nicolas discovers that belongs to Christianity, he must really like his electorate a trickle. As I will stop at nothing to satisfy your thirst for truth, I will tell you that only knows Obama, Regine and your concierge on the terrible Nicolas: One evening in 2004 Sarkozy met the devil, Beelzebub himself ", the devil himself ... and he signs a pact with him: He will be President of the Republic but its electoral base will shrink every lie he has ordered. Only Mephisto could weave such maneuvers! Because to govern, he must lie, of course, there is compulsory, as well. And many governments have had to stay in power, as lying through their teeth, even if only to maintain the morale of the country, stand: "We win because we are the strongest " (April 1940, Chairman of the Board). I'm not talking of Mitte, you know as much as I'm on this subject, and one could even mention the general with his French Algeria. Thus, lying is a compulsory method of government, because the truth can be cruel, because Paris is worth a mass and that the end really justifies all means. But this too off-topic, although a book of Balzac is better than a thousand aphorisms Sarko.
Our subject is the frigged diabolical the terrible gift of Satan: To govern you must lie and lie for each ten thousand voters you will lose. Ah, the devil of Sarkozy, I am even surprised it is not negative at this hour! Therefore, I represent well the real polls GR ! ... Although catastrophic, with a big ugly eye that is not dan sla falls but at the Elysee Palace, the big eye looks at the small Sarkoko: Ma-ri-ne-Le-Pen ... Ouch my balls! Imagine Navy with 21, 22, 23, 25% of voting intentions? mm? And Sarkoko with 18, 17% of voting intentions? mm? And just that ... a socialist obtains 19% in the first round-it's playable, and there is insolvency Sarko! The big bang! His wife you know the one that sings in sign language, will take the guitar to boil the pot and he, poor he held the bowl: A vot 'bon heart ... That's why Super Sarkoko plows and plow the ground again by singing the chorus to charm the doulce France: Christian roots, security, Islam (razor).
The only real surprise is Navy. Flock? I imagined the electorate of beautiful Coco compound eye of male chauvinists seventies, membership of FNAC, macho way in hell or Bob Spaggiari Denars (not to be confused with Bob Moran, who sings with Indochina) . I imagined these guys opposed to the idea that a woman draws represent them. I had forgotten something, and something of importance: Women vote and if so-and since 1945 say it! As for scrogneugneux who could never imagine being managed by a woman will get dirty and do not touch with a newsletter "Marine" they have been advantageously replaced by girls that have never been recognized in Jean-Marie le Pencul but can now recognize a Marine, a smoker, mother of three children, divorced and with a job. Navy is the archetypal French chick, a single mother who Clopper to forget the end of the month starting on the 8th. Sure to get the vote (in the case of Carla, for cons, it's damn) Comrade Sarko will have to build quite a rake (due to become one) to pick up wide. Unfortunately I fear that the Ray-Ban, wrist watch worn as bracelet and sunbathing on a yacht that does not make the clients dream of Lidl and Leclerc.
Finally, the only chance of reelection Kaiser Sarkoko based on the frail shoulders of the left and can be trusted to the left!
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